what's going on guys I am Matthias and
welcome to okay where you guys send me
your Photoshop fails that you either
made or you found and I tell you whether
they're a win or a fail and each one is
a win my book cuz I like fails too so
by the way Bryan's here and he's just
like crawling all over my floor what
today's Photoshop fails are all about
food okay food let's begin first time
I'm doing this Photoshop challenge is
this a win or a fail oh at first I
didn't even recognize it it's you dude
oh nasty it's like a sushi slug it's
like a sushi escargot um that's pretty
good though I mean the work feels good
it feels like that was actually on there
was that not actually on there
like a slug saw somehow got underneath
and like every one of the restaurant was
like ah alright that's the win this is
definitely a fail I don't understand it
potato dog a potato dog there's just
like no context or anything YouTube
forever 16 what are you thinking dude
you've never heard of potato two potato
dogging that's trendy I don't think so I
knew it wasn't a thing that's trending
however this is terrifying oh this is by
Ashley and by the way I call it
Applejack because it an apple and
jacksepticeye's face oh my word that's
jacksepticeye's face on an apple that's
what happened if you picked up an apple
turned it around and that was looking at
oh it's scream you scream and slam it on
the ground so hard that it's splattered
and jacksepticeye's face and head would
be applesauce yeah and then you could
have jacksepticeye applesauce
yeah I don't think that um I wouldn't
eat it fail
photo fail food mathias gen pi oh it's a
dog hey that's not bad I kind of dig it
and it has the whole appeal of like
looking like someone just like you know
took a picture because it's so low
quality you know anything like when you
photoshop in low quality it makes it
look more legit the broccoli dog you
shave off its head eat it for dinner and
then by the next dinner time it's grown
back at me so we're just shaving your
dog's head just to eat
hey man people shave their cats so they
have cat hair so that they can make
crafts with it oh wow this is not bad do
you see how I knows right now is it
twitching yeah oh dude this is the
weirdest experience I know feels so
weird dude its pulsating dude what dude
what is I feel it dude I've never felt
that before what's in your coffee ah
this is a fail I need it and I don't
want to eat a turtle shave midnight ah
ah this is so bad it's so good that it's
bad oh my gosh dude Trump's face this is
horrible dude cringe cringe cringe
cringing so freaking hard dude that's
like Jabba the Hutt good job of the Hutt
dude guys I give this a fail a Flynn
it's a flim it's a win because it makes
me cringe so hard but so good when Bryan
is home alone PS made ice cream vanilla
for you Bryan
just put your random food in there Bryan
picked out all these photo failed for me
to look at of course you would pick this
out you just look at this and you're
like this might dream come true I was
like wait that's all your hand how many
hands do you have why and dude seriously
veggie pizza I wanna have some respect
you got cookies Doritos ice cream
pop-tarts french fries Mountain Dew and
veggie pizza that's gonna balance out
all the bad stuff that's in there no no
that'll do it fail
dog chasing hamburger with wrath kid
version look up RAF kid mediocre but now
it's a raft kid
what a drag got it who somebody is that
like a meme or something
draft kid I want to believe I don't I
don't know if I understand this meme
kind of funny though okay I'm getting it
alright just for that rap kid mean wins
this is wimp
I didn't make it I just found it now
that's just mean
dude this granny she was just mind her
own business she saw you coming from a
mile away that's why she had that
expression on her face she saw you
coming she knew you're gonna do this
that's just mean I call that a fail a
good photo shot down no real hope you
like it it's bad I know you have no idea
how bad it is
licky lick we could talk about this man
lady pair I didn't make this but it
seemed to be funny at the time that's
pretty good a lot of freckles that's
very accurate with people and pairs blue
eyes though that's inaccurate you'd
never see a pair of blue eyes
that's pale what no blue eyed pairs I've
never seen that have you that is the
only reason look how good that is big
noses offend me that's why I never look
in the mirror strawberry frog wow the
texture on that frog looks delicious you
know when I want to eat a frog you know
that the photo shop has been done well I
give this one a win because I want to
taste it but also I really don't and it
leaves me feeling incredibly confused
and when I'm confused
I'm delighted oh boy this poor orange
someone someone's scalping this orange
dude and he's terrified of it although I
would be too if someone was scalping me
and peeling me and then eating my brains
that's a win I dig it that's a win this
is not mine I find this attire appealing
I don't think you know the word that
you're using but that's that's pretty
buddy it's like a fish banana it's a fun
Anna or a bish
you know banana fish hey be quiet don't
be a bitch
all right dude that sounds so bad fish
the I Sh fish yeah it's a win good job
on the fish fish
I didn't make this why is no one make
their own there's a lot there's so many
like Photoshop about foods and dogs
white people like food so much nevermind
I love food I understand it it's a
Bashan yeah it's the type of dog you
have would you eat this then I said -
would you eat this then what actually
makes me really sad so you wouldn't eat
a Bashan sushi roll No
so it's a fail that's Mike's dog
everybody don't eat it
behold the new breed of horses the hot
dogger fast and tasty see this is great
you know because after you're done
racing and your old famished because
you're working so hard you can just see
it your horse although you can
technically do that in the real world -
it's just frowned upon yeah horse meat
and it would take a long time you can't
just bite out of the horse right when
doe not disturb me I hope you like it I
have no idea how to pull this off but
I'm happy let's see what we got here oh
wait what is this me why does it not
look like me though why does it look
like me and also not look like me what
am i doing to the donut I don't know but
I want Donuts that big ah does it's
exciting me and confusing you at the
same time that makes it a win give me
the donuts please I don't have Photoshop
and I made this on a phone app with my
finger oh it's a dragon shrimp it's a
shrimp dragon the the creator didn't say
let's see you mesh the butterfly the
shrimp and the cat what is he called uh
cringe fly a crimper fly yo nice a
crimper fly no I think it's a dragon I
think it's a mini dragon wouldn't it be
cool if they had like little dragons
that big and like they look like that
and they just fly around and like you
know maybe free burn you with their
flame breath you wouldn't have to get a
Oh pizza face dude that's what you call
it a teenager with a bunch of okay okay
you've never heard of that term before
oh I've heard of it it's just been a
while since someone called me that okay
it's bringing back memories do the film
back what I'm getting triggered dude
okay so Michael G I got your I got your
twitter twitter handle there dude blue
ha ha I got that Twitter handle I got
you dude I go I got my eyes on you let's
pay it's clearly a fail because it's
inaccurate look at this blue this
beautiful face beats a play button
please make this a thing you do for
those who have 10 subscribers ok so
someone took a picture of me with my
golden play button yeah that's right
golden and turned it into a pizza and
for some reason now I wish I got that
these now that gold play buttons just
sitting in the corner over here I could
have used that look at that face right
there I was hungry that day and I didn't
know what to do obviously I couldn't eat
my golden play button I was lost
just a kid just a kid just a kid lost
and alone and hungry with a gold play
button that's a win good job now give me
some real pizza
I Photoshop Luna eating ice cream enjoy
Wow they actually found like a little
baby little baby hand this is very
dangerous okay this is irresponsible you
can't feed babies ice cream okay what if
it's breast milk ice cream
breast milk cream ice cream that could
be a thing right dude that could be a
thing how do we know that's not breast
milk ice cream I'm saying why why
jumping to conclusions I don't know but
for some reason that that makes me
cringe yeah she looks like a gangster
too she's just like licking this ice
cream she's like what that's my daughter
by the way guys that's my daughter
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What's going on, guys? I am Matthias, and welcome to
*deep slow voice* Photoshop Fails! (burgerrrr)
Where you guys send me your photoshop fails
That you either made or you found
And I tell you whether they're a win *video game victory sound* or a fail*buzzer*.
And each one is a win in my book, because I like fails too.
Anyway, Brian's here, and he's just, like, crawling all over my floor.
Today's photoshop fails are all about food, ok? Food.
"First time I'm doing this photoshop challenge. Is this a win or a fail?"
Oh, at first I didn't even recognize it!
It's...ew, dude! Oh, nasty!
It's like...a sushi slug?
It's like, a sushi escargot.
Um, that's pretty good though...
I mean, the work feels good.
It feels like that was actually on there. Was that not actually on there?
Like, a slug somehow got underneath, and, like everyone at the restaurant was like,
"AHHH! NO!!" *strange Italian accent*
Alright, that's a win.
This is definitely a fail. I don't even understand it!
Brian: A potato dog!(A dogtato)
Matthias: A potato dog?
There's just, like, no context or anything.
youtubeforever16, what are you thinking, dude?
Brian: You've never heard of potato dog? It's a thing that's trending. Matthias: I don't think so...
I knew it wasn't a thing that's trending!
Oh, but this is terrifying!
This is by ashly. "And by the way I call it apple jack cuz it an Apple
and jacksepticeye's face"
Oh, that's jacksepticeye's face on an apple?
What if you picked up an apple, turned it around, and that was looking at you?
Brian: I would scream.
Matthias: You'd scream and slam it on the ground so hard that it splattered.
And jacksepticeye's face and head will be applesauce.
Yeah, and then you'll have jacksepticeye applesauce.
Eh, I don't think, eh, I wouldn't eat it. Fail!
Photofailfood...Matthias...Jenpie..Oh! It's a dog!
Hey, that's not bad!
I kinda dig it! It has the whole appearance of looking like someone, like, someone just took a picture
Because it's so low quality
You know what I mean, like, when you photoshop low quality it makes it look more legit.
The Broccoli Dog.
You shave off its head, eat it for dinner, and by next dinnertime, it's grown back!
Brian: That'd be so weird, shaving your dog's head just to eat.
Matthias: Hey, man, people shave their cats so they have cat hair so that they can make crafts with it.
This is...not bad.
Do you see my nose right now? Is it twitching?
Matthias: Dude, this is the weirdest experience right now.
It feels so weird, dude!
Brian: It's pulsating, dude! What the heck?
Matthias: Dude, I feel it, dude? I've never felt that before!
Brian: What's in your coffee?
Ah, this is, uh, a fail.
I'd eat it. And, I don't want to eat a turtle.
Shay Midnight...Ahhh!*nervous laughter/yelling*
This is sooo bad! It's so good that it's bad!
Oh my gosh, dude, Trump's face(this is what happens if you vote trump, kids)...this is horrible, dude! Cringe!
Cringe, cringe, cringing so freaking hard!
Brian: Drop of the hat, dude!
Matthias: Drop of the hat, dude.
Guys, I give this a fai...a fwin(is that allowed). It's a fwin. It's a fwin because it makes me cringe so hard but so good.
When Brian is home alone...P.S. made ice cream vanilla for you Brian.
Brian picked out all these photos for me to look at. Of course you would pick this out.
You just look at this and you're like, "This is my dream come true!"
That's all your hands! How many hands do you have?!
Why? And, dude, seriously? Veggie Pizza?
Have some respect!
You've got cookies, Doritos, ice cream, Pop Tarts, french fries, Mountain Dew, and veggie pizza.
Brian:That's gonna balance out all the bad stuff that's in there.
Matthias: Oh, right. FAIL.
Dog chasing hamburger with raft kid version. Look up raft kid.
Mediocre, but now it's raft kid.
What is raft kid? Is that, like, a meme or something?
Raft kid..."I want to believe"
*laughter* I don't understand this meme.
I've gotta find out.
Ok, I'm getting it. *more laughter*
All right, just for that, raft kid meme wins. This is a win.
"I didn't make it, I just found it." Now, that's just mean.
Dude, this granny, she's just minding her own business. She saw you coming from a mile away.
That's why she had that expression on her face.
She saw you coming, she knew you were going to do this.
That's just mean.
I call that a fail.
Background: It was good photoshop though!
*Deep Matthias voice* FAIL.
"Hope you like. It's bad, I know." You have no idea how bad it is.
"Licky-lick. We could talk about this man."
That was a fail.
"Lady pear. I didn't make this, but it seemed to be funny at the time."
That's pretty good. A lot of freckles. It's very accurate, with people and pears.
Blue eyes, though. That's inaccurate. You'd never see a pear with blue eyes.
Ah, it's a fail.
Matthias: No blue eyed pears. I've never seen that, have you?
Background: That's the only reason? Look how good that is!
Matthias: The big nose is offending. That's why I never look in a mirror. *catcall whistle*
Strawberry frog! Wow, the texture on that frog looks delicious.
When I want to eat a frog, you know the photoshop has been done well.
I give this one a win because I want to taste it.
But also, I really don't.
It leaves me feeling incredibly confused.
And when I'm confused...I'm delighted.
Oh, boy. This poor orange! Someone's scalping this orange. dude!
And he's terrified of it!
Although, I would be too, if someone was scalping me. peeling me, and eating my brains.
That's a win. I dig it. That's a win.
This is not mine. I find this attire appeeling. (heh, pun)
I don't think you know the word that you're using, but that's pretty funny.
It's like, a fish banana. It's a...fanana.
You know, banana fish.
Hey, be quiet. Don't be a bish.
Background: Alright, dude. That sounds so bad!
Bish. B-I-S-H! Bish.
Yeah, that's a win! Good job on the bish!
"I didn't make this." Why does no one make their own?
There's a lot--there's so many, like, photoshops about foods and dogs.
Why-why do people like food so much? Nevermind, I love food. I understand it.
It's a bushong?
It's a type of dog you have? Would you eat this then?
Background: I used to have two of them. No, that actually makes me really sad.
So, you wouldn't eat a bushong sushi roll?
So, it's a fail then.
That's Mike's dog, everybody. Don't eat it.
"Behold the new breed of horses! The HotDogger! Fast and tasty." See, this is great.
You know, 'cause after you're done racing, and you're all famished because you're working so hard,
You can just eat your horse! Although, you could technically do that in the real world, too, it's just frowned upon.
And it would take a long time. I mean, you can't just bite out of the horse, right?
"DONUT disturb me! (heh, pun) I hope you like it, I have no idea how to pull this off, but I'm happy!"
Let's see what we've got here. Oh, what?
Wait, what, is this me?!
Why does it not look like me, though?
Why does it look like me and also not look like me?
What am I doing to the donut? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I don't know, but I want donuts that big!
It's exciting me and confusing me at the same time, and that makes it a win!
Give me the donuts, please.
"I don't have photoshop and I made this on a phone app with my finger." Oh, it's a dragon shrimp!
It's a shrimp dragon! The creator didn't say.
Brian: Unless you mash the butterfly, the shrimp, and the cat. What is it called?
A crimber-fly, yo! That's a crimber-fly!
No, I think it's a dragon. It's a mini dragon. Wouldn't that be cool, if they had, like, little dragons that big?
And they'd look like that, and they'd just fly around, and, like, you know.
Brian: That's be freaky! Matthias: Burn you?
With their...flame breath?
You wouldn't have to get a haircut! Hey! WIn!
*laughter in background* Pizza face!
Brian: That's what you call a teenager with a bunch of acne!
Matthias:*realization* Ohhhhh, ok! Ok!
Brian: You've never heard that term before?
Matthias: Oh, I've heard of it. It's just been a while since someone called me that.
Ok? It's bringing back memories, dude. I'm getting triggered.
*triggering in process*
Ok, so, Michael G, I got your Twitter handle there, dude.
I got that Twittler handle. I got you, dude. I've got my eyes on you.
That's a fail.
Clearly a fail, because it's inaccurate.
Look at this beautiful face!
Haha, pizza play button? Please make this a thing YouTube for those who have 10 subscribers.
Ok, so someone took a picture of me with my golden Play Button, yeah, that's right. GOLDEN.
and...turned it into a pizza.
For some reason now, I wish I got THAT!
'Cause now, that golden play button is just sitting in the corner over there!
I could have used that!
Look at that face right there. I was hungry that day!
I didn't know what to do. Obviously, I couldn't eat my golden Play Button!
*cue sad music* I was lost. I was just a kid...just a kid.
Just a kid, and lost, and alone, and hungry, with a gold play button.
*end sad music* That's a win. Good job. Now, give me some real pizza.
"I photoshopped Luna eating ice cream, enjoy." Wow, they actually found, like, a little baby hand!
This is very dangerous, ok? This is irresponsible. You can't feed babies ice cream! Ok?
Brian: What if it's breast milk ice cream?
Matthias: Breast milk ice cream?
Brian: That could be a thing, right?
Dude, that could be a thing! How do we know that's not breast milk ice cream?
Brian: That's what I'm saying! Why are you jumping to conclusions?
I don't know, but for some reason, that makes me cringe.
Yeah, she looks like a gangster too, just like, licking this ice cream, and she's like, "What?"
That's my daughter, by the way, guys. That's my daughter.
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