Photoshop Fails (Montage)

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Photoshop fails montage JA sometimes

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when I feel super shot I like to cut my

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shop and maybe cuff your George cool hey

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maybe it's not a Photoshop accident

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maybe the mirrors just racist okay what

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idiot would say this is Photoshop this

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is obviously Lydia it's probably a scout

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for Satan that's how I take over the

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world velociraptors with RPGs I don't

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get it you saying you reduced her boob

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size after are you pointing out how

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essential lighting is to make most

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people look attractive like this for

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instance it's depressing isn't it this

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image is perfect for anyone trypophobia

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if you're gonna have holes on your body

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may as well fill them with Andy Biersack

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haha sex Arnold Schwarzenegger I didn't

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know you're like a distant cousin of

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Voldemort oh Jessica Biel or whoever the

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fuck you are

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sapphire Santa tanga what's her name I

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miss your old nose totes legit fucking

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Jesus on a roller coaster of course oh

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my god garden white power bud oh this is

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that chick everyone was freaking out

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about with the assisted suicide thing

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how they are dead now congratulations

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you got what you wanted me maker hey

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that could happen I'll try to recreate

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it

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oh no we're his Hangul must be photoshop

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machine or tada his dunk was so good at

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decapitated the guy in the chair man her

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boobs are so intense they put a dent in

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that wall Rebecca you know what I want

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to look like when I grow up what's that

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Julie I want to look like a total

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fucking tool you look like a tool maybe

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she dislocated her shoulder Ben her

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body's just really shaped that way maybe

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she has a nipple hand maybe her daughter

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just really looks like Chucky maybe this

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person is just related to Snooki

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maybe this girl's just a friend of

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Lindsay Lohan maybe she's part of the

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Illuminati his fingers got mutilated

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while masturbating with the Vaseline if

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he's just pointing out the size of his

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penis maybe this is a millisecond after

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Jack Bauer found out she was a terrorist

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and snapped her neck maybe it's just

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Lady gaga who's a freak anyway maybe

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she's an Iraq war veteran man look at my

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muscle bro that door behind me is weird

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right what the fuck did you do to her if

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your Photoshop makes it look like they

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got attacked by a dinosaur maybe you

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shouldn't photoshop people course me

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getting sexually violated in Game of

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Thrones

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you're cool people now Kim Kardashian

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wants a turn question do you hate me or

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something looks like the internet

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finally made me a furry you know what

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they say about girls with big feet they

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got big-ass penises Steve Jobs portrayed

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to be Osama bin Laden what better way to

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say fuck you Mac head I wonder what

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Steve Jobs was thinking about when he

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was fucking Bill Gates in the ass

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whatever was I hope there but baby has

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Steve Jobs eyes you know cuz Bill Gates

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has a little

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nerd eyes that's not even a very nice

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card what the fuck's wrong with you

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please give yourself a tasing car oh my

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God look how much weight I lost

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everybody I mean even though you're

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gonna see I'm not really this skinny at

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school tomorrow

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whatever why are you putting it in the

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car door twins equal twice the stupid is

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actually after copious amounts of drugs

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and of course our vagina being worth

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something

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you guys really bombed on this Photoshop

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cuz her face is still there I prefer the

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chick on top just kidding I prefer to be

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on top I don't know man I didn't think

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it was a fish then I saw this picture

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and I was like shit Leonardo DiCaprio

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really fish no I bet under all those

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tentacles she gives a great blowjob

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question why he letting those guys kill

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themselves they work together they could

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give you one of the greatest hand jobs

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of your life I was the whale once and

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now I'm a crack whore I supposed to be

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amused by the bouncing or something whoa

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lima woman oh just admit it guys you

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would still have sex with it I mean

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she's got a mouth doesn't she ha ha ha

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I'm ashamed of myself oh I see what you

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did there just use the blur tool and

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added tits how does what even accomplish

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this you had like jack shit to work with

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speaking a pregnant Kim Kardashian you

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devil what are you gonna name this one

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South Pole hmm

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so she went from Satan horse face to

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wrinkly horse face this is degrading

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towards women promotes alcoholism I want

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one this is greedy towards women I want

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one of those too here we see me on the

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back of a motorcycle with Andy Biersack

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once again Andy sorry about that painful

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rod sticking in your back I couldn't

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help but here we have Iggy azalea's but

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taking off in outer space that's not

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making Shakira no no no Beyonce no Nicki

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Minaj female artists are all the same

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look at my butt listen to me sing watch

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me degrade myself but don't degrade

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women any beer side kissing me on the

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cheek I moan sexually seems legit

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especially if he did this in my ear one

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of these five people might be a child

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predator the answer after this I'm gonna

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assume I just ate a simin roll and

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that's glaze going down the side of my

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mouth if I was a child molester this

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picture would make a lot of sense

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awkward kind of looks like my dad oh

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yeah you pull that wrestlers tights off

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oh I mean stop degrading women wrestling

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give me a moment to masturbate I was

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some good masturbation oh my god it's

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the blowjob 5000 she comes with three

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tongues you better sex robot yes I am

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but that's cool I like my robots beat up

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before has sex I get it visited this is

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terrible to go on the left we see a real

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body on on the right we see al I only

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see on such a hero showing women what if

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fraud those billboards are

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they shouldn't be ashamed of their own

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bodies haha look at this bad bitch me

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just showing with my bro Andy Biersack

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did I say bro only if incest is an

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option haha this is so me you know I

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guess they thought this guy wasn't black

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enough basically looks like you turned

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the Silver Surfer

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evany it's awkward because at first I

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thought she was mentally retarded her

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eyes look like they're crossed shit this

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is one of the few times I will say this

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Thank You Photoshop you're a few zits

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away from looking like Ana bola victim

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men are simple if you see a fat one you

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can just assume he's not pregnant Oh Oh

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crunchy if only you didn't have that

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double team Justin Bieber at his finest

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note to self never smile again that's

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Hannah minx without make out it's good

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and fun but I like the makeup maybe I

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should wear makeup son konnichiwa my

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Hannah minx yes looks like one of those

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aliens in South Park yeah maybe you lost

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that much weight because you don't have

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a right leg anymore you guys seen that

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movie was total fucking shit it is chill

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out I see you later

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haha maybe there's a guy behind him

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licking his ass can we somehow fix this

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to make it more accurate there we go

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stay classy why would you bother

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photoshopping your butt have you not

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seen the rest of you sexy ship has

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sailed

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let it go ladies would you do me now am

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i sexy enough Wow nice butter face you

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guys want to see my terrible impression

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of this guy you know I'm gonna Photoshop

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myself at it's gonna be so good no works

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better than photoshop exercise it's like

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the most talented people in the world

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got together and drew my face bless you

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beautiful people I think just fart

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fellas madder than your no critics every

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place you'll go oh don't show your okie

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he's approach is probably made by a girl

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who saw another girl that was prettier

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than her she's like well I'm prettier on

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the inside yeah fuck you mean Mel Gibson

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look like a soul-sucking snake creature

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pretty accurate better than ten regular

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men onto the sheets Twilight star what's

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his fuck call him the and reduc here you

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can figure out why oh my god bigot

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winter winter vegetarian chicken dinner

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and what's crossing this bridge trucks

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full of cock all dildo shipments go to

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Jessica Simpson's mouth is this supposed

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to be

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normal cuz all I see is a white Snooki

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you know that little troll with no neck

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so that's why you named his kid North

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West because he's obviously retarded oh

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I see what you mean I would have noticed

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that unless you circled it very astute

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of you feel like this person desperately

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wanted to be Snooki which is crazy

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because nobody should want to be sneaky

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song it's will n deep it's like I know

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you got a girlfriend but I can guarantee

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you one thing my outside of an Hawk will

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see my side and more pussy and I'm a

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dude so you know I get for the main

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thing bow job