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what's going on guys I am Matthias and

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welcome to because it is Thursday and

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that's what we do on Thursday so don't

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forget to subscribe for more of these

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puppies and like this video right now if

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you do want to see more of these videos

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in the future because that lets me know

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to make more so what I do in this series

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is I take a look at 20 Photoshop fails

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or sometimes wins and I try to tell you

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I try to figure out how these have come

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about because some of them are great

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some are horrible I want to get into the

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head of the creator and that's what

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we're gonna do here today so without

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further ado for you here's some

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Photoshop boo wah all right so this

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first one doesn't look half bad I mean

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you're like what what is in it that's so

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wrong but then you kind of use oom out

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just the tad and you're like where where

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her legs go where'd her legs go clearly

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she's holding on to his foot for support

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wait what is she holding on to is that

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his oh that's her foot oh I don't think

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this is a Photoshop fail look her leg is

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like going up he's got his arm on her

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leg I don't understand this one but I

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think she's totally spread-eagle here

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because you know she doesn't maybe this

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woman doesn't know how to sit on a chair

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properly okay and the Photoshop pissed

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person was just like I don't know where

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her leg is so we're just gonna make it

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look like she's sitting sideways but now

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her leg just looks like a towel draped

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over the side of the seat

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this what we have here is called a

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miniature person also known as children

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but some people don't really understand

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that children aren't miniature in and of

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themselves and and that's why we have

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this issue some person who's never seen

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a child before thought that that's the

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size of a kid compared to their perfume

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bottle you know I don't blame them if

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they've never seen a kid before but

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that's a ginormous perfume bottle that

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perfume bottle you get a Costco it'll

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last you the rest of your life this

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Photoshop fail kind of concerns me it

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really does you look down here and you

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see Obama is not holding his wife's hand

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whose hand is he holding could could he

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be having an affair could he be

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conferring with Bill Clinton on how to

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do itbest and get away with it for those

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of you who don't know who Bill Clinton

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is he's this is a classic this is

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definitely a classic the issue here is

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that he didn't skin tone match I almost

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believed it if his belly button wasn't

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all the way up into his chest he didn't

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do a half-bad job here because what he

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did right was degrade the original

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muscles to look like he took it with his

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smartphone but what he didn't do right

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was scale it he's got too big a man nips

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and I'm sorry whoever you're sending

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this to man they're not gonna believe

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you they're not gonna believe you

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this poor lady once upon a time she got

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her elbow stuck in a tractor and it

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squished it out it kind of just rolled

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it out and and now that's her elbow and

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she's just got to deal with it she's

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walking down the street always elbowing

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people stabbing people in the chest

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she's wanted for murder Wow

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so this dude set up a tripod he took a

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shot of himself with a webcam put it in

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Photoshop and he was like ooh the babe

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that I'm gonna send this to she's not

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gonna be impressed with my gains how

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about how about I artificially push

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those gains liquify tool attack see he

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didn't know how to correctly use the

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liquify tool he liquefied the blinds

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behind him not only that but he

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liquefied something back behind his

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shoulders too maybe he was trying to

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make his shoulders more intense or his

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face a little bit a little bit thicker

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or his neck a little bit thicker but

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he's proud proud and naked except for

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the gloves of course I mean you got to

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be decent this one's a win I gotta say

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this one's a win because that's one of

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the best photo shops I've seen thus far

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Oh Bieber this is what you're gonna look

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like soon damn he's still more

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attractive than me

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this is the classic case of trying to

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impress the ladies this is typically

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what we do most people photoshop because

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they're trying to impress the person

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that they like most it looks like you

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took this picture inside and then just

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put it on outside bro you're missing

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you're missing shadows man you're

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completely missing shadows not not only

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to mention that down here you see his

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his thumb in the actual photo look at

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the kid like behind him just like why

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you taking a picture of my dad's car I

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ran across this one it was a little

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concerning I don't know the need for

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media to make every woman unhealthily

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skinny looking some women are skinny

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some women aren't and that's okay but

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this this is not okay look at her look

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at the size of her arm compared to her

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waist

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typically a woman with a super thin

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waist will have super thin wrists that's

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just typical nature am I crazy in

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thinking that here we have another ad

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the model saw her fingers in the ad and

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to the Photoshop artist she was like

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listen I hate my fat fingers can we do

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something about my fat fingers and the

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photoshopped artist was like I can try

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to make them skinnier and she was like

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do it please I hate my fat fingers and

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voila there you go what does that even

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look like does that look like a claw or

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that looks evil it looks evil

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you ever see those photos of men with

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their arms around ladies but like their

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hand and arm aren't really resting

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around the lady it's just kind of like

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they're hovering what's the deal with

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that

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is it because maybe they saw a dude with

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a chick that was really really hot and I

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like oh maybe that's the thing to do

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with really hot chicks don't don't

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actually touch them just pretend like

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you're really good friends with them

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that's that's what's happening here he's

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sitting down she's standing up but what

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is he sitting down on he photoshopped

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him sitting down a picture of himself

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sitting down next to a woman standing up

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and he was just like don't worry about

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it I'll just raise it whoa what happened

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to her arm over here it looks like you

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crushed her poor hand bro chill out man

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look at how happy this guy is two babes

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just running and jumping and hugging him

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ah all is well all's ball in the world

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for him except it's not there's a lone

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leg where did that leg come from

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is there a babe behind him maybe we've

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got all the right amount of feet except

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one there's just this one extra leg how

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does that even work because it looks

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like maybe someone was photoshopped out

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of this photo to be honest with you I'm

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impressed carrying three girls on your

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back maybe you deserve all the love and

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attention that you're getting maybe you

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deserve it because of how strong you are

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speaking of strong men again another man

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trying to impress someone by picking up

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the biggest rock he could possibly find

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except whoops forgot about the shadow

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there bro forgot about the shadow almost

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man almost Avril rocks sexiest bad girl

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exposed bad girl as in really bad girl

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because I think the Photoshop artist

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thought that her hair was her arm her

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arm was her hair and look how skinny

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they made her arm there no I don't think

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that's how it's supposed to be unless

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Avril has her right arm just super

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skinny I don't know her that well so I'm

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not gonna judge

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maybe her right arm is really really

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skinny maybe she never uses it alright

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mister man you have got the coloring

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down you got the coloring just down okay

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the skin tone against the skin tone of

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the body and the face they all line up

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they all match up the shadows don't man

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it's just like half the body is not in

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shadow and half the body is but the face

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that's all that's all in light so close

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still looks better than me though here

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we have a win well I mean depending on

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how you look at it I mean if you like

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cigarettes this is a win because you'd

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hope that these size cigarettes exist in

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life I would say it's a win just because

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it looks not bad although how's a giant

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cigarette floating wait what what what's

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fake here the guys sitting on the

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cigarette is clearly fake because

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cigarettes aren't that big the

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background is there's three different

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assets to this photo the background the

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cigarette and the person none of them go

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together he did pretty good with shadows

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though except is he wearing socks with

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sandals that's a big fashion faux pas

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there's the fail we found it guys

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there's something evil about this photo

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Fanta I'm very worried perspective is a

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very difficult thing for some people see

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if I if I hold out my hand like this on

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the screen my hand is really really

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short right that's not how it looks

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this one looks like she's just got an

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arm like this and holding up Fanta

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is she the strawberry girl oh we got

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some drama here against a player and the

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referee oh you see how he's pulling his

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shirt and he's like don't you ever ever

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try this again but then it gets really

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serious as he grabs him with his third

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hand and he's like pay attention to what

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I said you could see the terror in this

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guy's eyes he's like how many hands you

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brother to be with you want to know how

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to look instantly cool put on a pair of

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new kicks

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ah and if you can't put them on just

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Photoshop some new kicks in both the

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same foot these are both left foot it

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doesn't matter to him man he's happy

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because he's wearing new kicks some

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people have two left feet you know I've

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seen them on the dance floor just

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flailing don't get near him because

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they'll hurt you though last but not

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least we have the one two three four

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five ten AB he's got a ten pack it

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almost looks alien also look at that

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bicep with the snakes on it so this guy

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one time someone came up to him anyway

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and they were like hey listen guy let me

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give you a little tip women like more

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muscles okay but see this guy this guy

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right here he heard it wrong he thought

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she he said more muscles than just more

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muscle okay so he just added more

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muscles rather than just more muscle

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mass and that's that's an issue I don't

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think women like more muscles they're

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just like more muscle did I explain that

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right guys if you want to check out the

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last horrible Photoshop fails click on

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What's going on guys? -

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- I am Matthias

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Cause that lets me know to make more.

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So what I do in this series is

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take a look at

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or sometimes wins

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and I try to tell you

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I try to figure out

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How these have come about

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because some of them are great

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some are horrible

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I - I want to get in the head

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of the creator

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and that's what were going

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to do here today

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So without further ado for you

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Here's some photoshop poo-

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Wha-
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#1

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Alright, so this first one

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doesn't look half bad

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I mean, you're like

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"What? What is in it

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that's so wrong?"

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But then you kinda-
You zoom out

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just a tad

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and you're like,

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"Wher- Where'd her legs go?"

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"Where'd her legs go?"

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clearly she's holding on
to his foot

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for support- wait what is
she holding onto?

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is that his- oh that's her foot

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Oh~

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I don't think this is a
photoshop fail, look,

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her leg is, like, going up

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he's got his arm on her leg

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I don't understand this one

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but I think she is totally
spread eagle here

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because you know- she doesn't

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maybe this woman doesn't know
how to sit on a chair properly

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Okay?

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and the photoshop-ish person

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was just like,

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"I don't know where her leg so we're just going to make it look like she's sitting sideways",

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but now her leg

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just looks like a towel draped over the
side of the seed

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This what we have here is called a
miniature person also known as children.

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But some people don't really understand that children aren't miniature in it of

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themselves and and that's why we have
this issue some person who's never seen

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a child before thought that that's the
size of a kid compared to their perfume

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bottle.

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You know I don't blame him if they've
never seen a kid before but that's a

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ginormous perfume bottle. That perfume
bottle you get a costco that'll last you

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the rest of your life.This
Photoshop fail kind of concerns me

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it really does you look down here and
you see obama is not holding his wife's

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hand. Whose hand is he holding? Could
could he be having an affair?

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Could he be conferring with Bill Clinton
on how to do it best

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it and get away with it?

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for those of you who don't know Bill
Clinton is he's

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This is a classic. This is definitely a
classic.

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The issue here is that he didn't skin
tone match.

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I-I would have almost believed it if his belly button wasn't all the way up into

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his chest. He didn't do a half bad job
here because what he did right was

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degrade the original muscles to look
like he took it with his smartphone but

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what he didn't do right with scale it

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He's got to big of man nips and I'm
sorry whoever you're sending this to man

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you're not going to believe you they're
not gonna believe you. This poor lady

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once upon a time she got her elbow stuck
in a tractor and it's squished it out.

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It kind of just rolled it out and and
now that's her elbow and she's just

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got to deal with it she walking down the
street always elbowing people.

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Stabbing people in the chest!

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She's wanted for murder.

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*Vibrator Activates*

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Wow so this dude set up a tripod,

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he took a shot of himself with a webcam
put in Photoshop and he was like

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"ooo, the babe that I'm going to send this to,

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she's not going to be impressed with my
gains. How about how about I artificially

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push those gains? Liquify tool attack!"

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See? He didn't know how to correctly use
the liquify tool. He will liquefied the

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blinds behind him. Not only that, but he
liquefied something back behind his

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shoulders too! Maybe he was trying to make
his shoulders more intense or for his

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face a little bit a little bit thicker
or his neck a little bit thicker but

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he's proud proud of naked except for the
gloves of course. I mean you got to be

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decent.

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This one's a win I gotta say this one's
a win because that's one of the best

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photo shops

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I've seen thus far Oh beaver this is
what you're gonna look like soon

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damn it is still more attractive to me

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yeah

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this is the classic case of trying to
impress the ladies

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this is what typically what we do most
people Photoshop because the trying to

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impress the person that they like most

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it looks like he took this picture
inside and then just put it on outside

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bro you're missing you're missing
shadows man you're completely missing

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shadows not not only to mention that
down here you see his his thumb in the

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actual photo look at the kid like behind
him

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just like why you're taking a picture of
my dad's car I ran across this one it

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was a little concerning

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I don't know the need for media to make
every woman unhealthily skinny looking

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some women are skinny some women are and
that's okay but this this is not okay

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look at her look at the size of her arm
compared to her waist

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typically a woman with a super thin
waist will have super thin wrists

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that's just typical nature and I crazy
in thinking that

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here we have another add the model saw
her fingers in the ad and to photoshop

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artist she was like listen I hate my fat
fingers

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can we do something about my fat fingers
and the photos are up artist was like I

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can try to make them skinnier and she
was like do it please I hate my fat

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fingers and wha

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there you go what does that even look
like does that look like a claw or that

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looks evil

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it looks evil you see those photos of
men with their arms around ladies but

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like their hand and arm aren't really
resting around the lady it's just kind

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of like they're hovering

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what's the deal with that is it because
maybe they saw a dude with the check

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that was really really hot and I like oh
maybe that's the thing to do with really

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hot chicks don't don't actually touch
them

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just pretend like you're really good
friends with them that's that's what's

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happening here

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he's sitting down she's standing up but
what is he sitting down on he

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photoshopped him sitting down a picture
of himself sitting down next to a woman

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standing up and it was just like don't
worry about it i'll just raise it

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what happened to her arm over here looks
like you crushed her poor hand bro chill

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out man

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look at how happy this guy's too babes
just running and jumping and hugging him

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and that all is well all is well in the
world for him except it's not there's a

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loan leg

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where did that leg come from is there
babe behind him maybe we've got all the

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right amount of feet except one

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there's just this one extra leg how does
that even work because it looks like

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maybe someone was photo shopped out of
this photo to be honest with you I'm

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impressed

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carrying three girls on your back maybe
you deserve all the love and attention

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that you're getting

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maybe you deserve it because of how
strong you are speaking a strong men

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again another man trying to impress
someone

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by picking up the biggest rock he could
possibly find

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except whoops forgot about the shadow
there bro forgot about the shadow almost

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man

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almost

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avril rocks sexiest bad girl exposed bad
girl as in really bad girl because i

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think the photoshop artist thought that
her hair was her arm forearm was her

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hair and look how skinny

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they made her arm there and I don't
think that's how it's supposed to be

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unless Apple has her right arm just
super skinny I don't know her that well

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so I'm not going to judge maybe her
right arm is really really skinny maybe

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she never uses it

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all right mister man you have got the
coloring down

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you got the coloring just down ok the
skin tone against the skin tone of the

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body and the face they all line up they
all match up the shadows don't man it's

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just like half the body is not in shadow
and half the body is but the face that's

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all that's all

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in light so close still looks better
than me though

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here we have a win well I mean depending
on how you look at it

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I mean if you like cigarettes this is a
win because you'd hope that these sighs

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cigarettes exist in my I would say it's
a win just because it looks not bad

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although house of a giant cigarette
floating

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wait what what what's fake here the guy
sitting on the cigarette is clearly fake

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because cigarettes aren't that big

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the background is there's three
different assets to this photo the

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background the cigarette and the person
none of them go together

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he did pretty good with shadows tho
except is he wearing socks with sandals

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that's a big fashion faux pas there's
the fail we found it guys

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there's something evil about this photo

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Fanta I'm very worried perspective is a
very difficult thing for some people see

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if I if I hold out my hand like this on
the screen my hand is really really

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short right

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that's not how it looks this one looks
like she's just got an arm like this and

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holding up

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fanta is she the strawberry girl

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we got some drama here against a player
and a referee

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ha ho you see how he's pulling his shirt
and he's like don't you ever ever try

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this again but then it's gets really
serious as he grabs him with his third

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hand and he's like attention to what i
said you can see the terror in this

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guy's eyes he's like how many handy
we're going to be with you want to know

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how to look instantly cool put on a pair
of new kicks

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haha and if you can't put them on just
Photoshop some new kicks in both the

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same foot

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these are both left foot it doesn't
matter to him man he's happy because

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he's wearing new kicks

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some people have to FB you know I've
seen them on the dance floor just

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flailing

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don't get near them because they'll hurt
you though

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last but not least we have the 1 2 3 4 5
10

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ab he's got a 10 pack it almost looks
alien also look at that bicep with the

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snakes on it

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so this guy one time someone came up to
him anyway and they were like hey listen

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guy only give you a little tip women
like more muscles

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okay but see this guy this guy right
here he heard it wrong

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he thought she he said more muscles than
just more muscle

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ok so he just added more muscles rather
than just more muscle mass and that's

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that's an issue I don't think women like
more muscles than just like more muscle

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did I explained that right guys you want
to check out the last horrible Photoshop

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files click on that in folk art right
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